On Earth, dinosaurs are prehistoric animals that were wiped out by an extinction-level event at some stage before humans developed. (No one knows what it was, but there's a lot of guesses, varying degrees of plausibility.) They came in a variety of flavors, so some of them ate meat, some of them ate plants, some of them flew, some of them were in the water, some of them were land based. A lot of them were fucking massive. Imagine if dragons were less magical and had seventy slightly different cousins. And we've been imagining them mostly as big naked lizards, like dragons, but that's partially because all the study of them is based on their bones, so if they had feathers or fur or whatever, who the fuck knows. A plucked chicken carcass looks very different to a live one, right? And some dinosaur theories look a lot like plucked chickens - they were probably precursors to some modern birds.
So the tyrannosaurus rex may not have actually looked the way we imagine it looking, but the thing is that it has tiny little arms. Big massive carnivore predator, wee tiny little arms. It would also struggle to put on armor. Or, since most people don't go around needing to think about putting on armor, masturbate.
( that was a long walk to a t-rex masturbation joke. )
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So the tyrannosaurus rex may not have actually looked the way we imagine it looking, but the thing is that it has tiny little arms. Big massive carnivore predator, wee tiny little arms. It would also struggle to put on armor. Or, since most people don't go around needing to think about putting on armor, masturbate.
( that was a long walk to a t-rex masturbation joke. )