On Earth, dinosaurs are prehistoric animals that were wiped out by an extinction-level event at some stage before humans developed. (No one knows what it was, but there's a lot of guesses, varying degrees of plausibility.) They came in a variety of flavors, so some of them ate meat, some of them ate plants, some of them flew, some of them were in the water, some of them were land based. A lot of them were fucking massive. Imagine if dragons were less magical and had seventy slightly different cousins. And we've been imagining them mostly as big naked lizards, like dragons, but that's partially because all the study of them is based on their bones, so if they had feathers or fur or whatever, who the fuck knows. A plucked chicken carcass looks very different to a live one, right? And some dinosaur theories look a lot like plucked chickens - they were probably precursors to some modern birds.
So the tyrannosaurus rex may not have actually looked the way we imagine it looking, but the thing is that it has tiny little arms. Big massive carnivore predator, wee tiny little arms. It would also struggle to put on armor. Or, since most people don't go around needing to think about putting on armor, masturbate.
( that was a long walk to a t-rex masturbation joke. )
( speaking of how jorah's definitely thinking about it now, )
I bet bears can't either. And you're going to pretend like you're too grown up and serious to think about it, but next time you're a bear you're going to think about the logistics for at least a second and we're both going to know that you did.
But if anyone calls you a dinosaur, they're saying you're old and set in your ways, not the jerking off thing. In case anyone else out there is making habitual references without thinking about how much sense they make to their audience, which is what I was actually doing.
( see, she's helping. cross-cultural learning just looks a lot like terrorism sometimes, who knew. )
i almost want to say he waited 5 days icly to respond to this. but i won't
[ maybe a few hours though. she shouldn't be so surprised if he leaves her on read after that, right. ]
You are truly a fountain of knowledge that I would have sorely missed if it were not introduced in my life. I am grateful that fate has brought our paths together not once... but twice. Truly.
[ this dinosaur knows a thing or two about sarcasm, at least?? ]
You do understand that you messaged me only to implant the image of masturbating bears, correct? That is borderline sadistic. Could have at least waited until I had some ale in me.
M o r b i d you're so mean. But I am charming and a laugh, so sure. I don't even need much, I'm the cheapest drunk you'll ever meet. It's a genetic thing.
[ why. why does she space her letters out like that?
he's going to assume he doesn't need to hear the explanation on it. who knows how she'll tie it back to masturbation. ]
Good. Less for me to part with. I shall find you the next time I am in the city. Alternatively, there is no thirsty man or woman on the farm if you ever swim your way out here again.
Sounds good. Plenty of room and board here for a night or two. Just ensure you let him enjoy some rest. He has to work hard to compensate for your lack of armor.
[ he probably wouldn't mind, but she might distract all of the workers. and Dany. who knows how she'd feel. ]
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
So the tyrannosaurus rex may not have actually looked the way we imagine it looking, but the thing is that it has tiny little arms. Big massive carnivore predator, wee tiny little arms. It would also struggle to put on armor. Or, since most people don't go around needing to think about putting on armor, masturbate.
( that was a long walk to a t-rex masturbation joke. )
[1/2]
[2/2]
You must have really hoped I knew what dinosaurs were before this joke.
[ now masturbation is on the mind. great. thanks, kiddo. ]
no subject
I bet bears can't either. And you're going to pretend like you're too grown up and serious to think about it, but next time you're a bear you're going to think about the logistics for at least a second and we're both going to know that you did.
But if anyone calls you a dinosaur, they're saying you're old and set in your ways, not the jerking off thing. In case anyone else out there is making habitual references without thinking about how much sense they make to their audience, which is what I was actually doing.
( see, she's helping. cross-cultural learning just looks a lot like terrorism sometimes, who knew. )
i almost want to say he waited 5 days icly to respond to this. but i won't
You are truly a fountain of knowledge that I would have sorely missed if it were not introduced in my life.
I am grateful that fate has brought our paths together not once... but twice.
Truly.
[ this dinosaur knows a thing or two about sarcasm, at least?? ]
wow jorah wow
( gwen knows a thing or two about deciding something is a win regardless of the facts. )
no subject
That is borderline sadistic.
Could have at least waited until I had some ale in me.
no subject
no subject
If this is how your mind operates now, morbid curiosity makes me want to see it whilst intoxicated.
no subject
no subject
he's going to assume he doesn't need to hear the explanation on it. who knows how she'll tie it back to masturbation. ]
Good. Less for me to part with.
I shall find you the next time I am in the city.
Alternatively, there is no thirsty man or woman on the farm if you ever swim your way out here again.
no subject
I like it out there. I can bring clothes and everything, Putinka has saddle-bags now, he's a fancy little man.
( she assumes he would prefer she put something on out of the water. )
no subject
Just ensure you let him enjoy some rest.
He has to work hard to compensate for your lack of armor.
[ he probably wouldn't mind, but she might distract all of the workers. and Dany. who knows how she'd feel. ]
no subject
It'd be nice to get out of the city for a couple of days, though, so I'll look the other way.
( gwen's increasing tendency to think "some jewelry" is a fine outfit for the riverside runs numerous risks. )
no subject
If I feed him and not you, try not to become jealous.
no subject