( speaking of how jorah's definitely thinking about it now, )
I bet bears can't either. And you're going to pretend like you're too grown up and serious to think about it, but next time you're a bear you're going to think about the logistics for at least a second and we're both going to know that you did.
But if anyone calls you a dinosaur, they're saying you're old and set in your ways, not the jerking off thing. In case anyone else out there is making habitual references without thinking about how much sense they make to their audience, which is what I was actually doing.
( see, she's helping. cross-cultural learning just looks a lot like terrorism sometimes, who knew. )
i almost want to say he waited 5 days icly to respond to this. but i won't
[ maybe a few hours though. she shouldn't be so surprised if he leaves her on read after that, right. ]
You are truly a fountain of knowledge that I would have sorely missed if it were not introduced in my life. I am grateful that fate has brought our paths together not once... but twice. Truly.
[ this dinosaur knows a thing or two about sarcasm, at least?? ]
You do understand that you messaged me only to implant the image of masturbating bears, correct? That is borderline sadistic. Could have at least waited until I had some ale in me.
M o r b i d you're so mean. But I am charming and a laugh, so sure. I don't even need much, I'm the cheapest drunk you'll ever meet. It's a genetic thing.
[ why. why does she space her letters out like that?
he's going to assume he doesn't need to hear the explanation on it. who knows how she'll tie it back to masturbation. ]
Good. Less for me to part with. I shall find you the next time I am in the city. Alternatively, there is no thirsty man or woman on the farm if you ever swim your way out here again.
Sounds good. Plenty of room and board here for a night or two. Just ensure you let him enjoy some rest. He has to work hard to compensate for your lack of armor.
[ he probably wouldn't mind, but she might distract all of the workers. and Dany. who knows how she'd feel. ]
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I bet bears can't either. And you're going to pretend like you're too grown up and serious to think about it, but next time you're a bear you're going to think about the logistics for at least a second and we're both going to know that you did.
But if anyone calls you a dinosaur, they're saying you're old and set in your ways, not the jerking off thing. In case anyone else out there is making habitual references without thinking about how much sense they make to their audience, which is what I was actually doing.
( see, she's helping. cross-cultural learning just looks a lot like terrorism sometimes, who knew. )
i almost want to say he waited 5 days icly to respond to this. but i won't
You are truly a fountain of knowledge that I would have sorely missed if it were not introduced in my life.
I am grateful that fate has brought our paths together not once... but twice.
Truly.
[ this dinosaur knows a thing or two about sarcasm, at least?? ]
wow jorah wow
( gwen knows a thing or two about deciding something is a win regardless of the facts. )
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That is borderline sadistic.
Could have at least waited until I had some ale in me.
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If this is how your mind operates now, morbid curiosity makes me want to see it whilst intoxicated.
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he's going to assume he doesn't need to hear the explanation on it. who knows how she'll tie it back to masturbation. ]
Good. Less for me to part with.
I shall find you the next time I am in the city.
Alternatively, there is no thirsty man or woman on the farm if you ever swim your way out here again.
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I like it out there. I can bring clothes and everything, Putinka has saddle-bags now, he's a fancy little man.
( she assumes he would prefer she put something on out of the water. )
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Just ensure you let him enjoy some rest.
He has to work hard to compensate for your lack of armor.
[ he probably wouldn't mind, but she might distract all of the workers. and Dany. who knows how she'd feel. ]
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It'd be nice to get out of the city for a couple of days, though, so I'll look the other way.
( gwen's increasing tendency to think "some jewelry" is a fine outfit for the riverside runs numerous risks. )
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If I feed him and not you, try not to become jealous.
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